BURN SAGE! KEEP THE DEMONS AWAY

Burn Sage to Keep the Demons Away – Funny Spooky Hiking SweatShirt
Ever feel a little too watched in the woods? This tongue-in-cheek hiking tee blends forest vibes with supernatural flair. Featuring a cheerful hiker clutching a sage bundle while ominous glowing eyes lurk in the trees, it's your new go-to trail companion — especially for those who know not to whistle after dark.
Perfect for fans of cryptids, paranormal PSAs, and anyone who laughs at the idea of needing protection from the “things” that don’t officially exist.
Whether you're forest bathing, ghost hunting, or just vibing in the woods, this shirt is your subtle reminder: some sage goes a long way.
Product features
- Made from a durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece for ultimate comfort.
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem with spandex ensures a snug yet flexible fit.
- Double-needle stitching provides robust durability for long-lasting wear.
- Quarter-turned fabric eliminates center crease for a polished look.
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) makes it perfect for layering in cooler weather.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: The Niche Pit, johnny@thenichepit.com, 11 SUNRISE TER , Bristol, CT, 06010, US

Product information: JERZEES 562MR, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean