CAUTION: MAN EATING SWAMP
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CAUTION: MAN-EATING SWAMP AHEAD
This ain’t your average nature hike. Slap this cryptid-core warning on your chest and let the locals know you’ve wandered too far into cursed territory. Whether it’s toxic moss, sentient sludge, or the ghosts of bayou cannibals—something’s hungry, and it sure ain’t vegetarian.
This vintage-inspired "danger zone" design blends occult horror iconography with a grimy camp aesthetic—perfect for swamp witches, cryptid chasers, backwoods wanderers, or anyone who thinks “No Trespassing” is just a polite dare.
Hand-drawn in the style of a deteriorating roadside warning sign, Ideal for pairing with boots, bug spray, and bad decisions.
Product features
- Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester for durability and softness
- 1x1 ribbed collar and cuffs for a comfortable, well-fitted wear
- Double-needle stitched for added longevity
- Quarter-turned fabric to eliminate creases
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: The Niche Pit, johnny@thenichepit.com, 11 SUNRISE TER , Bristol, CT, 06010, US
Product information: JERZEES 562MR, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean