PORCH LIGHT ENTHUSIAST

Step into the night with the Porch Light Enthusiast tee — the ultimate badge of honor for adult trick-or-treaters. In Halloween tradition, a porch light glowing means one thing: candy is waiting, and no house is too creepy to approach. This design leans into that thrill — featuring a deteriorating haunted house, a single eerie porch light glowing, and a shadowy figure waiting at the door. Creepy, funny, and unapologetically for the grown-ups who never stopped chasing candy, this shirt celebrates the darker, stranger side of Halloween night.

Whether you’re prowling the suburbs with friends, making the neighbors laugh nervously, or just showing off your love for spooky season, this shirt lets everyone know: if the light is on, it’s game on.

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a tailored fit.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for durability.
- Ethically produced with low-impact dyes and sustainable practices.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: The Niche Pit, johnny@thenichepit.com, 11 SUNRISE TER , Bristol, CT, 06010, US

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean