PORCH LIGHT ENTHUSIAST

Step into the night with the Porch Light Enthusiast tee — the ultimate badge of honor for adult trick-or-treaters. In Halloween tradition, a porch light glowing means one thing: candy is waiting, and no house is too creepy to approach. This design leans into that thrill — featuring a deteriorating haunted house, a single eerie porch light glowing, and a shadowy figure waiting at the door. Creepy, funny, and unapologetically for the grown-ups who never stopped chasing candy, this shirt celebrates the darker, stranger side of Halloween night.

Whether you’re prowling the suburbs with friends, making the neighbors laugh nervously, or just showing off your love for spooky season, this shirt lets everyone know: if the light is on, it’s game on.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and comfort.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape well.
- Soft, durable fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: The Niche Pit, johnny@thenichepit.com, 11 SUNRISE TER , Bristol, CT, 06010, US

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean