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PORCH LIGHT ENTHUSIAST

PORCH LIGHT ENTHUSIAST

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Step into the night with the Porch Light Enthusiast tee — the ultimate badge of honor for adult trick-or-treaters. In Halloween tradition, a porch light glowing means one thing: candy is waiting, and no house is too creepy to approach. This design leans into that thrill — featuring a deteriorating haunted house, a single eerie porch light glowing, and a shadowy figure waiting at the door. Creepy, funny, and unapologetically for the grown-ups who never stopped chasing candy, this shirt celebrates the darker, stranger side of Halloween night.

Whether you’re prowling the suburbs with friends, making the neighbors laugh nervously, or just showing off your love for spooky season, this shirt lets everyone know: if the light is on, it’s game on.

Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece for strength and smoothness
- 1x1 ribbed collar and cuffs with spandex for a perfect fit
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
- Quarter-turned fabric eliminates center crease
- Medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



EU representative: The Niche Pit, johnny@thenichepit.com, 11 SUNRISE TER , Bristol, CT, 06010, US

Product information: JERZEES 562MR, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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